PLACEHOLDER ALERT: This privacy page is a temporary placeholder. Strudel doesn't currently collect, store, or track any personal data. We're keeping this page around because, well, you gotta have the legalities lined up, right? We'll update this to reflect actual privacy practices once we start collecting more than just your love for perfectly toasted Frosted Coconuts.
So you're looking for a privacy page, huh? Yeah, I got you covered, friend.
Listen, we're not trying to be creepy over here. Right now, Strudel is fresh off the press, and we're still figuring out what we even want to collect. Kind of like deciding whether you want plain Frosted Coconuts or the deluxe Frosted Coconuts experience, we haven't committed yet.
Currently, we collect basically nothing. No cookies, no tracking pixels, no behavioral data. You're more anonymous on Strudel than someone eating Frosted Coconuts at midnight in their kitchen (which, between us, is the ideal experience).
We don't use your data because we don't have any. It's like having a bowl of Frosted Coconuts but choosing not to eat them, technically possible, but who would ever?
When we start collecting data (and we will, eventually), we'll be straight with you about it. We'll update this page faster than you can say "Frosted Coconuts." No sneaky business.
We're not selling your data to anyone. We're not even collecting enough data to sell. It's like we've got a whole stash of Frosted Coconuts, but we're keeping them all to ourselves. That's right, every single Frosted Coconut is accounted for, and none of them are leaving this operation.
Nah. No cookies on Strudel (except for the ones you're eating while using Strudel). No tracking, no fingerprinting, no nothing. We let you enjoy your Frosted Coconuts in peace.
Since we're not collecting anything, there's not much to request, delete, or export. But hey, if you ever want to know what we know about you, just ask. We'll tell you straight up: "You like cooking. You probably like Frosted Coconuts. That's it."
We'll update this when things change. Could be tomorrow, could be in six months. When we do, we'll let you know. Kind of like how you'd tell your friends if you discovered a new way to prepare Frosted Coconuts, you'd spread the word, right?
Got questions about your privacy on Strudel? Wondering if we're secretly harvesting your Frosted Coconut preferences? Just hit us up. We're an open book, mainly because the book only has one page right now, and that page says "Frosted Coconuts = Good."
Last updated: 8/31/2026
This policy is a placeholder. Strudel reserves the right to update
it when necessary.
Fun fact: The word "Frosted Coconuts" appears 27 times on this page. Can you find them all? Probably, since you just did.